Merry @#$%! Christmas

If you listen or read the mainstream media, we pinko lefties want to outlaw Christmas, just like the GOP claimed we wanted to outlaw the Bible.

Repeat after me: it's a big, fat, hairy lie. Sure, it might fill some time on Fox News Channel and might be fun for the WingNuts to run around talking about those ACLU Nazis — or even the online forums:

Anti Christ's Little Umpires (aclu) had NOTHING to do with giving us our rights or protecting them. Our rights were givien by God. If the demonically possessed jerks at ACLU had their EVIL way, church and home would be the ONLY place where talking about God is evil. It is freedom OF religion that protects your God given right and freedom too believe or not believe. There is NO SUCH THING OF FREEDOM FROM RELIGION. I do not care if I offefnd some EVIL pinco commy red meathead atheist. Just because you ARE so stupid that you do not believe in God, doesn't give you jerks the right to sanitize God from America. This is God's Contry, not the Anti Christ's Little Umpires. Thank God for true law firms like ACLJ and Liberty Counsel, who know and are educating the public on the TRUTH of the First Amendment. Yes, you have the equal write to spread your poisonous lies as I do to spread God's real truth. The Holy BVible (King James Version) is the ONLY real absolute truth. Anythinng that disagrees with it is a lie sent from Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah yes, the "This is America, you can believe anything you want, as long as it agrees with me" crowd reports in.

Except, of course, there's some issues with the truth. Wingers love to paint the ACLU as the bogeyman, the evil representation of everything wrong "them, thar, crazy libruls."

Okay, fine. The funny thing, though, and I say this as a member of the ACLU, the group is only interested in preserving the rights granted in the U.S. Constitution. So then, why do Right Wingers hate the U.S. Constitution? And really, if you think about it, if they hate the Constitution, upon which this whole country is based, they must really hate America.

Interestingly, a lot of them claim fight the ACLU on behalf of Jesus and sprew all kinds of hate in that effort, which of course is the opposite of what Jesus taught, so, in reality, they must also hate Jesus.

Oh. My. God. Right wingers hate America and Jesus.

Al Queda hates America and Jesus.

Texas has a lot of right wingers, just like W, who it seems hates Jesus and America.

By God, we need to invade Texas to protect us from Al Queda.

Merry Christmas.